Keep San Antonio Lame


Keep San Antonio Lame!

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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  • Bridget Apr 14, 2008 @ 21:37

    What’s it mean?

  • kramer Apr 15, 2008 @ 6:31

    Flies in the face of convention, like, “Keep Austin Weird?”

    Keep San Antonio Lame.

    Sister cities, worlds apart.

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