Willie Nelson Allusion

New fave:
Especially north-west folks, note: Paul Anka Rocks. Trust me, it’s better than it sounds.

If I had to pick a favorite track? How about Smells like teen spirit?

Titular note:
“I was going to offer you a boot jack,” one security person jovially noted, “only in Texas.”

Except, as a frequent flyer, I know I have to make sure I wear footwear that’s easy on and easy off. (Lucchese Boots, handmade in El Paso.)

Which reminded me, “Astrofish.net, now with ZERO GRAMS of Trans Fat. That’s right, leaner, meaner, and no bad fat.”

Make sure you read the ingredients on the horoscopes.

Motel notes:
“Ever stay in La Quinta?”

Nope, not this one. I mean, it’s been a long way since west Texas.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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