From recent e-mail

From recent e-mail

> Happy Valentino’s Day, Mr. Kramer
> though I, too, think that
> mass mail-out Valentine thing is crude
> and also vapid
> and a bit banal
> and somewhat chauvinistic
> with a womanizing whiff to it….

So I’m vapid, banal, somewhat chauvinistic, and I smell like a
womanizer? All that time, I thought it was patchouli I was wearing.

Eau de Womanizing. Bet there’s a good market for that one!

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