Dallas

Labor Day Weekend? Still, “Did you ever see Dallas from DC 9 at night?”

Estate issues, paperwork issues, and tissues.

“My vice used to be sex, but he’s dead now.”

I can’t make this stuff up.

“Don’t tell Kramer, he won’t like it, but I put beer in my home made soups.”

No, I really can’t make this stuff up.

Rode Notes:
At the Starbucks, in Temple (TX), right-hand side of the road, headed to Dallas, they had, I can’t make this up, I’m sure I got a phone picture, Pumpkin Spice Latté. In August. When it’s close to hundred degrees and humid.

Best Fine Print:
Maybe beause the message isn’t unclear. Ok!

Eggs on the sideboard:
“What are you going to do with those?” I asked.

“Oh, we’ll hatch them.”

No, I mean for sure, I can’t make this stuff up.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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  • ssmith04 Sep 5, 2008 @ 13:46

    Do not know how benign anarchist gets so many votes, but I vote every chance I get.

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