Visor Eye Module

Bright and early Friday morning, there was an insistent knock on my trailer’s door. Ahead of schedule, and just in time for some fun, the Visor Eye Module arrived. First impression? Extremely good packaging, effective marketing. Second impression? I chased the cat around the living room, trying to get a good picture of her, and that was before I did anything like install software or read the instructions. This thing is great, slap the module in the slot, point and click. The first problem is that there’s no Macintosh image translation software — yet. The news reported one of those stories where fact is stranger than fiction — and there’s an apt metaphor here, something along the lines of the way things are going. What the perspicacious defenders of freedom did was blow up a package with IPO information in it. And frankly, I don’t see what the big deal is about this one.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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