Road Food

The threat:
“I’ll just cook chili next time.” (That was last June.)

What I told Grace and Ken. My hostess and host. Leo & Leo.

“That’s the bomb!” (Scorpio)
“This is good!” (Leo)
“Kramer made my house smell like chili and it’s good!” (Leo)
“Thanks, man,” (Gemini).

Should be “Kramer’s famous Roadkill Chili,” but in reality? It’s “Kramer’s infamous Wal-Mart Chili.”

Ingredients:
Ground Meat
Stew meat
“Pecadillo” (shredded beef)
Cheap Pork Sausage
Old, yellow onion
Tomatoes (fresh & (peeled)
Poblano Peppers
Jalapeno Peppers
Scotch Bonnet (Habenero)
Garlic cloves
Salt
Tablespoon chili powder
Dash of Cummin
Garnish with Purple Onion and shredded cheese

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Very unrelated:
But too good to pass up.
(Ze Frank’s Afghanistan – 50,000 years in less than three minutes)

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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