TBA

“Dude, look, it’s says, ‘TBA,’ like, you’re THE BASS ANGLER, right?”

Yeah, right. I came out of the hotel, met my buddies at the check out counter, and there was my Virgo bud, jeans. Boots, baseball hat, fine, yoke-cut tweed jacket, and on his lapel, there was a gaudy little rhinestone angel.

He pointed at the angel:

“I am not happy about this.”

That Pisces replied, in “You going to work for me, you wear an angel. Now get in the truck.”

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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