Answers

There’s an age-old riddle, and know what?

They’ve got an answer.

Money/Time x Religion (bad math)
I started to do the math on this one, and I never made that call. The numbers scared me away.

Figure that I call, and then they log the phone number, so I get calls once per day, asking me to donate. If that goes on for a week, that’s 7 minutes. Then, I’ll start getting junk mail. Trashing and recycling the junk mail will take, oh, 30 seconds in a day, averaged out over a year’s span? That’s a minute a week, or almost a whole hour in a year. Maybe more, depending on the math.

I will admit, though, that the satisfaction I got from just thinking that I could call up an evangelical hotline and receive a buck in the mail was exciting.

But the ensuing harassment?

For a buck?

Probably not worth it.

Looks like I’d make it into their database. Good thing I don’t have satellite TV.

Yea, verily, forgive me for I have sinned.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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