The problem? Perhaps one of the best performances by a certain star as the constable (Dogberry) is this version.
“O that he were here to write me down an ass! But masters, remember that I am an ass; though it not be written down, yet forget not that I am ass.”
Dogberry in Much Ado About Nothing Act IV, scene ii, lines 75-77
“And masters, do not forget to specify, when the time and place shall serve, that I am an ass.”
Dogberry in Much Ado About Nothing Act V, scene i, lines 49-50
I’m working on it. A little Shakespeare, and with apologies, “I’m taking horoscopes where they’ve never been before.”
The Pink Panther (at the Paramount).
True story; I tell the ticket cashier that I’m only 14 years old. She laughed, and I got in on a discount. Scorpio. Figures, right?
Wonderful silly show. A little short on continuity, but what’s a few problems with reality in movie that’s all fun?