But seriously, artisanal onions?
Two immediate problems: one, it is in a cardboard case, so it is part of a large distribution chain. Second, look down, the box is sitting on a pallet. Sure, this looks a lot like the COSTCO, which it is, and sure, they do good work, on a corporate level, and I’ve been a fan since the old Price Club days, out west. But seriously, how can these compare to real, farm-fresh onions. Statement, not question.
Sitting on pallet. Trucked in by the lot. Bought in bulk. How can that claim artisan?
I must be a grumpy old man, now.
I always thought I was an author of artisanal horoscopes. Not sold by the pallet.