Coastal Coffee Author: Kramer Wetzel Published: November 3, 2016 Coastal Coffee Coastal Coffee Refers to Sister’s branded coffee from the Left Coast. Coastal Coffee Ripped through a whole package on her first day. This is not a good sign. Coastal Coffee Share this:TwitterFacebookPinterestMoreEmailRedditLinkedInPrintTumblrPocketLike this:Like Loading... About the author: Born and raised in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel, settled in a South Austin trailer park before trailer parks were cool. He now lives in San Antonio, Texas.