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Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.
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Some people’s tastes are all in their mouths, as my (not) sainted mother used to say.
I’m just greatly amused. all I can say is no one doesn’t think I’m a tourist.