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Horoscopes for 3-31-2026
“Good countrymen, let me depart alone, Good citizens, let me go on my way, And, for my sake, stay here with Antony.” Shakespeare’s The Tragedy of Julius Caesar (3.2.24-25)
Horoscopes 3-31-2026
Full Moon April 1st 8:57 PM Venus square Pluto 5° 3/3
Horoscopes 3-31-2026
Lord Byron?
Aries
Looking at a certain Aries? I kept thinking, listening at length, “I want to help you manifest that desire.” But in order to make that happen? There’s a hint from the Full Moon and onward? There’s a hint that this is a time to clean up some old messes. Old mess. Single issue problem, and really, this is one we’ve long avoided, and after that Full Moon? The least fun part of this is cleaning up, but it takes longer to put it off, and more effort is required to avoid the issue rather than just addressing it. Clean it up and then we can manifest all that good stuff — starting in a week or two.
Taurus
For many years, I’ve worn “Hawaiian shirts” as a makeshift uniform. Started before this career, but I discovered that the brightly floral print shirts usually don’t need to be pressed. Nor do they ever look too “official,” but then, they seem to be nice enough to get by as semi-formal. At first, most of my shirts were cheap, but scattered amongst the usual cheap knock-offs, I had a few real Hawaiian Shirts. Made in Hawaii, with coconut-husk buttons. It’s a thing. but this isn’t about the source of what I wear, it’s more about finding an example for Taurus to make this week’s energy work for you. My shirts fall in the category of neither good taste, nor bad taste. Typically loud and colorful, just a bright print to offset the rest of the day. We’ve got a bit dour astrology, not in Taurus, but elsewhere. While usually dependably the best, some of the Taurus tastes skew a bit to one side or the other, and the best choices? Think like you’re looking for a decent Hawaiian shirt. Tacky, yet tasteful.
Gemini
Ever touch something and it seems to fall apart? “I didn’t break it! It fell apart when I was standing next to it!” The concomitant cry? “It’s not my (Gemini) fault!” You were there. You might not have touched it, but you were there. You might not have a physical effect on the situation, but there’s an emotionally charged effect you have. Maybe it wasn’t your fault, but you were there. This is a function of the relative position of Mars and Mercury, again, and while it’s not really your fault? That kind of close association is very suspicious. My suggestion? Move slowly, don’t touch anything, and make sure everyone is watching so they can all see you didn’t do it. If there are no witnesses, we only have empirical evidence, which does suggest you did it. “But I didn’t do it!” I believe you but I might be the only one.
Cancer
I’m a guy. I’m a typical guy in many respects. As such, this is advice I can dole out but don’t ask me if I can abide by it myself, OK? Don’t complicate this. There’s a really simple solution, and instead of making this into a big deal with lots of moving parts, just stick to the simple solution. Really simple solution. One step, one goal, one task. Simple. Don’t complicate this. There’s an urge to edit, emulsify, or eradicate, more than is required. The expression, tired and worn out, but “Too many cooks spoil the soup.” Too many steps, too much action, too many add-ons ruins this. Simple solution. Stick to that simple solution. Just don’t ask me if I can keep it simple.
The Leo
This is experimental. There’s a situation, set-up, an arrangement at The Leo Home that requires adjustments. Look: to me this looks like a home altar of some sort, maybe a sacred space in the house, or one place I lived, think trailer, I had a makeshift altar set-up as part of the kitchen, basically a 7-day candle and small stone dish sitting on the oven. All depends. Clean, arrange, and freshen up whatever that home sacred space looks like. There’s a little Leo component that suggests just the tiniest of efforts reap big rewards. Clean up, freshen up, or just rearrange that space. Even the tiniest of amount of attention helps. It’s a Full Moon kind of thing.
Virgo
Short form? “Haste makes waste.” Longer version? “The more hurried your Virgo self gets, the greater risk of mistakes.” Some of those can be expensive mistakes, too. I was fishing from the shore, just an idle spring afternoon, and I was using a long, whip-like pole, rather lightweight. The bait got caught on stump or something, and I gave the line a serious pull, yanking back hard on the pole. I was using (super-strong) braided line, and the lure was caught in an immovable object, and when I yanked back, hard on the line, there was a “snap.” The top few inches of the pole snapped off, so the 8-foot pole was now 7-foot (something). Haste makes waste, like I suggested for Virgo.
Libra
I’ve got two quips that come to mind, one is from an English poet, “Luck’s a gamble, but trouble’s sure,” or something like that. The other? Borrowed from contemporary fiction, “Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.” There’s a bright spot, a single ray of light, hope, and maybe even a stroke of luck that occurs in the next seven days. But the rest of seems clouded with tiny problems chewing their way out of being tiny problems, diligently working to become bigger issues. Just as a suggestion? Don’t feed the little troubles. The little problems clawing their ways into bigger deals, more troubles? Don’t feed them. There is a lucky break, a momentary spot of brilliance and answers to many of the Libra questions, all coming along. Spend that “luck” wisely.
Scorpio
I do love me my Scorpios, but ya’ll, collectively, can be a handful. The trick, with all the weird stuff floating around, the simple trick is to stay focused. In its simplest form? A single post-it note, or just a piece of paper tacked or taped, in front of your Scorpio selves, pointing you in a single direction. Single goal, simple task, just one. “But I need to do this, and that, and the outcome over there is dependent upon the outcome from back there, so I should go back and correct that one, first.” See how this spiraled out of control in a hurry? One too many tasks, and that copious Scorpio attention got divided up. Back to my suggestion, a strong Scorpio suggestion? Singleness of purpose. One at a time. Just a single task, and stick with it until that one is completed. Then we can move onto what’s next. Stay focused on just one.
Sagittarius
There is a simple goal attached to what is happening at the moment. For Sagittarius? That simple goal Sagittarius goal? “Streamline.” Think of efficiency, think of doing more with less, think of how easy it is to pick up and move. While I don’t travel near as much as I used to, I can still live out of a suitcase, at least I think I can. Personally, I need about three items for successful travel and existence anywhere. A paper journal or notebook. A tablet or phone. A book to read, like a real book, not battery-powered book on tablet or e-reader. Two of those are purely analog, and one is digital. I tend to write on digital devices only, but I carry a notebook for quick ideas, and simple sketches, outlines, notes, and daily reminder. While I tend to read much more on a tablet or e-reader, and that’s what I prefer? I’ve found there is no substitute for a real book, at times. “Always carry a spare.” Towards this end, and looking at the idea of streamlining our Sagittarius lifestyles? How can we streamline our existence? I’ve got it down to three items to carry.
Capricorn
Been many long years since I’ve been in a major city with effective mass transit. But what I do recall, and this speaks to a very limited time-frame, there was a time when a single pass for a week was like a few bucks, and individual rides were like a buck apiece, so the week-long pass, think it was ten quid, strictly cheap for the inner-city loop, that pass was a winner. As a tourist, and I was a tourist at the time, I could ride around inner-city to museums, plays, theatre, and restaurants, I could use up to ten rides in a day, making that week-long pass the single, most cost-effective form of transportation. When I visited a decade later, the pass had been replaced with a different system, and one must assume the cost-effectiveness had something to do with that. There’s a series of events that include Capricorn cost-cutting measures. Let’s look at those, and see if there is cheaper way to get from where we’re at in Capricorn-land to where our Capricorn selves want to be.
Aquarius
I was looking at something online. I clicked on an image and the spurious results shot me over to a set of wood-carving tools in a waxed canvas tool roll. “Cool,” I thought. I last used wood carving tools when I was mere wisp of a lad. Didn’t do much, and I never mastered woodworking, not the intricate carving that those tools are designed for. Not my thing. I’m not painter nor am I a sculptor. But for the briefest moment, I thought I could use that kind of a tool — tools — for my astrology tools. Aquarius? Follow my thought pattern, my process: “Yeah, no.” Great idea. Pens, pencils, maybe a slide rule, but what I really use are computers, and similar devices, a large book of tables of the planets, and even at that, I still tend to rely on the technology as that’s faster and easier. I probably have a watch that can calculate an astrology chart, but I haven’t figure out how to do that. This is about what we want and what we need. That tool roll would look great. Do we have any tools that would actually fit in there?
Pisces
The Full Moon, the holiday, the tricksters run amuck? There’s a continued shortness of temperament in usually Gentle Pisces. Reaches over and smacks me, “What do you mean?” Exactly. And that hurt. The humor fails, the people in front of you don’t move fast enough, and the jokes are ill-timed for your Pisces ill-temper. There’s a level of frustration, and this has been building for six weeks, maybe more. The question, “Isn’t it over by now?” While it’s a valid question, for most, it is over, and we’re back to a normal that seems abnormal but is normal enough, but what we’re back to has to include Mars, and that’s the cause of the sense of frustration. No one else is moving fast enough, or no one is serious when you want to be serious, and the humor you try flies right over non–Pisces heads. Understand this, and the week, and your personal expectations, get easier to manage. It’s not us, it’s you, Pisces.