more market penetration

Market penetration — that’s the key. I need more market penetration. I had lunch yesterday with Bubba at the Hula Hut, in the midst of late afternoon Gemini induced frenzy. Then more Gemini’s showed up at the trailer, the bitter one, the happy one, and the married one. The single voice of reason amongst the whole bunch was a red headed Capricorn, and she came by on her bicycle — that’s what’s nice about being so close to Barton Springs. Thank the odd gods for small miracles. So from the data that the web guy siphons off the server, Scorpio is the most popular horoscope. But this weekend, I was surrounded by Gemini’s. All that air and not a drop of water to drink — it’s sad state of affairs. So far, I’ve only written the closing line to Elvis scopes for next year, but I did get a fun closing line, and the line apparently tickled the Capricorn — notoriously hard to please as a sign, so I’ll consider half my task already done. Now, there’s just 12 months and 12 signs to go….