please take me with you

>TalkToKramer: When you grow up and leave the planet please take me with you.
> I like your stuff, thank you
Nicest thing anyone said to me all morning long. I rather liked it. Then this one, another Aquarius:
>Got close on this one–not old flame–got to get second opinion from a new
>cardiologist….. Give you an A+ for effort!

There’s a joke about why it’s great to be a guy, and one of the comments is, “Phone calls are over in 30 seconds.” Now, I’ve got this cute new phone, and it will tell me who is calling, and how long the call is. Then, while I was at the lake, ostensibly working (ain’t it great to a dubbed “Fishing Guide”?), I had to make a quick call to the Neighbor, “Dude, what are you doing for lunch?” “Chinese — left over from last Thursday — I think. Hey, grab me a six pack on your way in.” Elapsed time, less than seventeen seconds. Now, I compared that to the last call from a Gemini girl, and the elapsed time on THAT call was over 17 minutes.

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