Sister kept opening package after package for herself

Fredlet popped by for a moment yesterday. Sister kept opening package after package for herself, and since this was all happening on her home playing field, I suppose she was at the advantage. I got off to the airport with my folks in panic because Ma Wetzel was worried about freezing conditions in Dallas, but their plane got off the ground. When Ma Wetzel was fretting about the airlines and the weather, Sister was worried about a show which is now booked for more than a year away. “See? I have a right to worry,” Sister pointed out. “See?,” Ma Wetzel pointed out, “these things happen every 12 months, it starts in January and isn’t over until December.” One would wonder why I don’t worry more. How I feel, after traveling eastward. Airline in flight magazine fact: 71% of the men surveyed, and 76% of the women surveyed felt like they would only settle down with the perfect mate. From what I’ve observed from the readings I’ve done — not that this would ever apply to me — I’ve seen folks settle for “breathing” as fulfilling the requirements for a “less than perfect, but perfectly acceptable” mate. And you know, on a warm day, as far as I’m concerned, beathing isn’t really neccessary, not if it stopped recently — the body’s still warm. [The whole idea was to question the source of the data from the in flighrt magazine, but I got sidetracked — only 37% of those facts are accurate. I understand about 43% of them are made up.]

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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