“Is that a Sony?” Some guy in Sky Harbor asked me as I was working on this, “No, it’s a Mac.” — bad 80’s music on the sound system — it’s a Slow Ride. Perceptions are a strange topic. Two people can look at the same thing and see completely different things — perceptions. Sister is a very creative individual, and, as such lives in quite the chaotic environment. I wouldn’t say that her apartment is a wreck, but I couldn’t even find the phone, much less anything else in her place. I stayed with one of her friends. Even before I ever got there, Sister’s whole staff/troop had warned this Leo that, “He’ll break your heart.” Saturday, her neighbor stops by, a comely lass of nice proportions, and we start talking about her sign, also Leo — then mine. “Sagittarius? He’ll break your heart.” Sunday, it was fredlet. Same message, albeit, a little more acerbic and witty, but the message was the same, “Kramer? He’ll break your heart.” Now, no one was warning me about my heart getting broken, but then, when couch surfing, there’s not much heart breaking going on. Near as we could piece together, the only person who didn’t warn the Leo was Sister’s significant other. “No black hat, black boots, tight jeans, nice butt, computer astrology cowboy is going to break my heart.” Glad I’m not bitter or anything.
No, it’s a Mac
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