The new toy arrived

I opened the trailer’s door, shortly after updating the journal yesterday, and there was the package delivery guy, smiling. I must’ve been a sorry sight: silk boxers, ratty old T-shirt, hair all one one side, bleary eyes, and the faint howling of a hungry cat in the background. The new toy arrived, and that pretty much shoots the rest of the weekend. This thing has a wide screen. It’s this wide, see? So that was a cute joke that really didn’t work this morning. I was out with the Virgo last night, corralling some visitors around 6th Street, and I caught this one snippet of a conversation, a drunken woman, grabbing her significant other guy by the back of his pants, right before he drunkenly stepped into oncoming traffic, “Hey, I’ve invested too much time in you to loose you now. Come back here.”

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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