Two-meat Tuesday’s special

Two Meat TuesdayRather a warm day. Okay, so it’s hot. The fish were jumping, but not interested in anything I had, all afternoon. I returned the favor by ignoring them, too.

Weather prognostications? It’s simple, see while Saturn was in Cancer, we averaged a lot of extra rain, something like an extra ten inches for a couple of years. At the end of July, when Mercury goes backwards, Saturn enters Leo. Got three years of dry times ahead.

Just an estimate, as always, I could be wrong.

Part Dos:
This one was too funny, to me.

I was walking up from the hike and bike trail, through the parking lot that adjoins Riverside & Lamar. There’s the theater there, plus a municipal building, I think, and the parking lot was full. A little car followed me, sort of like a lost puppy, trailing along behind me, hoping I was headed to a parked car. I reached into my pocket and pretended to dig around for keys. Then I kept on going at the end of the parking lot, over the lawn, down an alley, and on into BBQ. To think, parking stories like this would be a good horoscope metaphor. Wait, I’d better this one up.

Cherechez le poissons:
Me and this little feller, we teased for a portion of the afternoon, but I finally coaxed him up for a photo-op. Cute as can be. Now, if he’ll just grow up, maybe we can dance again.


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Nothing to do with anything:
Viral deodorant advertising video.

Even more nothing to do with anything:
Rank and File’s Sundown (and I have no idea why I was looking for that, some musical notation I was working towards? Early “cowpunk”?)

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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