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  • Bill. Brisbane, Australia May 25, 2010 @ 20:47

    Now that’s one of the strangest and funniest signs I’ve seen in a long time. If a plain clothed detective tells you not to drink alcohol, you can legally ignore him?

  • Kramer May 25, 2010 @ 21:38

    I cannot answer that. I’ve always loved our British forefathers for their “right and proper” sense of the absurd.

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