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In time for Mercury Retrograde, a new three-minute track.

astrofish.net/MRX2011.mp3

Binaural -scientific- Beats Engineering, play three times, a day, three times in a row, guaranteed to ameliorate the effects of Mercury Retrograde.

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  • rhubarb Apr 2, 2011 @ 11:18

    binaural beat: wits now so addled, mercury rx is the least of my problems thanks kramer ;-)

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