Travel Notes

Overheard, Austin:
At work, “Just looking at the jewelry, we’re from Dallas.”

“So with that 13th sign, I’m not what I thought I was?”

Yeah, get new ink, baby.

(That was supposed to be ironic, but it just comes out sarcastic.)

A Chiropractor with 6-inch heels.

(That was supposed to be ironic, but it just comes out sarcastic.)

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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