New Horoscopes with a Baptist Image

Author: Published: November 1, 2012

The New Horoscopes are up!

First Baptist Image

“Never invite trouble; she always accepts.”

The new scopes should arrive with no impact from Hurricane Sandy.

(First Baptist Church, TorC, NM.)

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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  • Rhubarb Nov 1, 2012 @ 13:12

    Invite, hell; in my experience, he shows himself in.

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