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Virgo & Scorpio:
Hat tip, Virgo, for this Scorpio clip.

Self-Help Books Works!
If that’s true, and I read it at the Beeb, so it must be true, then all of my books should help.

In Other News:
Old news, boring story, but great headline.

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  • Sarah Smith Feb 2, 2013 @ 22:12

    headline linked to a blank page
    probably need x-ray glasses to read it

    • Kramer Wetzel Feb 3, 2013 @ 9:53

      The hazards of editing on an iPad.