Why I love Texas

Author: Kramer Wetzel Published: September 26, 2014

Why I love Texas

There is no part number to this. It would have to be a set of serial entries, each individual and unique in its own way. No rhyme, no reason.

At Snoopy’s, previously alluded elsewhere, just part of the Gulf Coast tradition of taking fresh seafood, battering then deep frying?

Each of the patio chairs was carefully labelled, “This chair is rated for 300 pounds,” then something about if you weigh more than that, ask the staff to find you a better seat.

Grabbed an image. Tweeted it. Laughed.

Why I love Texas

Hint: this is for real.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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