Safety Guidelines

Author: Published: December 31, 2021

Safety Guidelines

  1. Don’t add to the population.
  2. Don’t subtract from the population.
  3. Don’t go to jail.
  4. Don’t appear in any breaking news.
  5. Don’t cause any breaking news.
  6. Don’t wind up in the emergency room.
  7. Don’t text your ex.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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