So an empiricist and an existentialist walk into a bar.
While you were arguing about the glass of water, half full optimist, half empty pessimist, or just enough realist,
I drank it all opportunist.
The water has fluoride. Conspiracy theorist.
None of it matters. Nihilist.
It’s all a joke. Absurdist.
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