Orioles versus the Red Sox

My prayer, before the game?

“Please, dear lord, don’t let that one drunk Red Sox fan sit next to me.”

We’ll see….

Orioles versus the Red Sox

The Orioles, after one win and one loss, and just behind the New York Yankees in a dramatic photo finish race? Those Os beat up on Boston.

The night before was a “First 15,000 fans get a retro rope Baltimore cap!” So I have another Orioles hat.

Orioles versus the Red Sox

I don’t recognize any of the Boston players save for one or two; I haven’t been following the team.

There’s an Orioles named “Cowser,” with a nickname “The Milkman.” When he stepped up to the plate, whatever his walk-on song was? It was drowned out in what, to my untrained ear, sounded like booing, at first.

“Why are they booing him?”

Mooing. The crowd would moo.

More energized, and more organized than Rangers or Astros, the fans are only surpassed by Boston fans, but I wouldn’t hesitate to suggest, much better behaved.

Nevertheless, one of my favorite shirts is Reyn Spooner Hawaiian Boston shirt. I didn’t wear it until the next day.

The Orioles have a much more coherent plan, like the graphics are sharper, the designs are cleaner, and all more fun, plus the colors, deep orange on black, just looks better.

Camden Yard was a new favorite outdoor ballpark. Would highly recommend.

Orioles versus the Red Sox

The Friday night match-up was better, but I had to come home for work.

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