Birthday Wishes

Birthday Wishes

Star Selena Gomez, her friend gave her a kidney. Meghan Markle? Her friend introduced to her to a prince: a real prince. Royalty.

I love my friends, but ya’ll need to step it up. I got a birthday in November, start planning now.

Also: cash is acceptable as a form of apology, that’s why it’s called “accountability.”

Birthday Wishes

  • Aperture: ƒ/1.5
  • Camera: iPhone 14 Plus
  • Taken: 23 July, 2024
  • Flash fired: no
  • Focal length: 5.7mm
  • ISO: 200
  • Shutter speed: 1/60s

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