Menu Algorithm

Menu Algorithm

The sign read, “Check out the menu options!”

Menu Algorithm

Gave me pause. So the options, I like life super-simple, there are two choices with a single fork.

  1. The weekly horoscopes
  2. Live in person
  3. Phone reading

It’s really just two, prose or a consultation. The consultations break down in two categories, live or on the phone.

Horoscopes Live Readings

Mo Dollars

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About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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