How to be a Saint

How to be a Saint

Another starred review, and one that I thought might be humorous or interesting. I have a regular book of saints, and saint days, harkening back to the days of yore when I had a pantheon of make-believe saints, “Our Lady of Perpetual Motion,” “Saint Bernice,” and the old movie version, “Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration.” Or Saint Abragus — saint of soothsayers. St. Drogo for coffee?

“There are seven virtues in Catholicism: faith, hope, charity, prudence, justice, fortitude, and temperance.” Page 70.

Score!

”But, if you make enough prophecies and keep them vague, odds are you will eventually be correct. That’s called meteorology.” Page 112.

Or a business model, cf., astrofish.net

How to be a Saint

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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