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I’m a writer, and I’m astrologer. That much should be self-evident at this point. The website astrofish.net is my primary business location.

(Like the map says, “YOU ARE HERE.”)

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I “penned” (typed) my first horoscopes in 1987. The horoscopes have been published since 1993, online since 1994, the weekly since 1995, and the web journal, astrofish.net/xenon, since 1998. That’s monthly, weekly and daily.

I like to be paid for writing, and as such, the current horoscopes are available by subscription. The complete text for all the books thus far are available, in electronic format, here.

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This site is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons either living or dead, is purely coincidental. We assume no liability or responsibility for the content of this website. It is provided as is: we are not liable for any direct, incidental, consequential or indirect damages. Also, for the avoidance of doubt, this site does not represent the views of our employers.

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