Week of: December 23-29
Aries [3/23-4/20]: I would hope that you could be a little more adaptable this week. That’s a polite way of saying there are going to be some quick, last minute changes this week. I would keep the whole week open for putting together toys which require “some assembly.” Maybe not small child toys either, but big toys for big boys. Looks like power tools are important this week, too. Have a merry Xmas!!
Taurus [4/21-5/22]: There’s been a running theme for about the last week or so, and it really continues on into this holiday week as your telephone become veritable fountain of knowledge. Some one has a great plan for some new way for you to get rich quick, and this is a scheme which might just work really, really well. Caution? None. Blaze ahead. Have a merry Xmas!!
Gemini [5/23-6/21]: There is a new relationship in the air. Or maybe an old romance which is getting all fired up again. Things are looking good for you. There is a touch of sentimental emotions as the beginning of the wee as you get misty eyed over some remembrance of Xmas past. Just don’t the ghosts get you done. Have a merry Xmas!!
Cancer [6/22-7/22]: I only have one particular caution this week, as you head to the airport on Xmas Eve, don’t forget the Xmas gifts for your family and friends. Of course, a new boat would be an ideal gift to give to your Astrologer, but let’s not get too carried away. You should have the brightest of holidays if you don’t forget the packages this year. Have a merry Xmas!!
Leo [7/23-8/23]: All of a sudden, your busy schedule has few openings in it. I wouldn’t worry because this does not mean that your popularity is waning, not by the furthest stretch of the imagination. You will find there are some last minute gift items you need, and you had better leave a little extra time to run to the mall and join the crush of people there, just in the nick of time to get those last few items: a new minnow bucket, a life-sized portrait of Elvis, the usual stuff. Happy shopping. Have a merry Xmas!!
Virgo [8/24-9/23]: It’s that last of the warnings before Xmas: be careful with the wrapping paper. Look here: a chainsaw is really not the best way to cut paper for Xmas gift wrapping. What I’m trying, politely as possible, to tell you is that you should be a little more careful than usual when using cutting implements. And watch out when it comes time to carve the Xmas feast turkey–I don’t want you getting hurt with one of those electric carving knives. Have a merry Xmas!!
Libra [9/24-10/23]: If you are not too careful this week, my fine Libra friend, you will find yourself in that position favored by so many deer in Texas: frozen in the headlights of an oncoming pickup truck. In order to prevent the logical conclusion of this scenario, I would recommend action. Any kind of action. The problem is you will feel like you’ve got one foot stuck in a big old morass of mud and this feeling might impede your forward progress. Just do something. Have a merry Xmas!!
Scorpio [10/24-11/23]: With all the pejorative influences gone, and I mean completely gone, you Scorpio’s ought to be having a high time of the holidays by now. You’ve got nothing but good luck and good fortune in your corner of the sky. I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to find a new fishing pole or even the keys to a new bass boat under the old Xmas tree for you. Have a merry Xmas!!
Sagittarius [11/24-12/21]: I know how much you love to travel, and this holiday season is no different. I would look forward to a chance to expand your horizons, but if you’re not too careful, then you might be expanding something else, like your waistline. The problem is that you have a definite affinity for sweets this season. Like I suggested, concentrate on expanded horizons, not expanded waistlines. Have a merry Xmas!!
Capricorn [12/22-1/20]: I can sympathize a little about having a birthday on a holiday, or so near a holiday, so this is a happy B-Day to all the Cappy’s with this blessing/curse. You’ve been such a flurry of activity lately that I don’t have a lot to add, just slow down and enjoy the holiday a little. Watch the driving as you are a little more prone to fender benders this week since you seem so preoccupied. Have a merry Xmas!!
Aquarius [1/21-2/18]: You should be having a lovely go of it this week! I mean, there is nothing awful lurking in your sky at all. Nothing. In fact, I would look forward to a slight increase in work as the big day gets closer, and then, a long and relaxing time afterwards. Have a merry Xmas!!
Pisces [2/19-3/22]: Have a merry Xmas!!
