Week of: October 21-27

Week of: October 21-27

Aries [3/23-4/20]: There’s a;ways that nice expression about “work harder, not smarter,” and such a statement really applies this week. It’s time for a little “unlearning” at the old job site because you’ve got a few ingrained patterns which need to modified. Or chucked away completely. This kind of wholesale change usually meets with a lot of resistance, but not from you, not this time. The planets are lined up to make this change easy, this week.

Taurus [4/21-5/22]: The week starts out with massive insecurities — all those little fears have grown into great big fears. It’s as if you’ve been reading one too many bad horror novels, or worse yet, too many bad movies at the drive-in. All of these little scenes, like the shower scene in “Psycho” (complete with audio), keep going on in your head this week. Funny thing is, by the time the weekend gets here, you get a whole new attitude, and all the nasty scenery goes away.

Gemini [5/23-6/21]: It’s a good week to concentrate on cleaning house, both real and metaphorical, this week. Read Taurus for this week, and see if that doesn’t fit some of what you’re feeling. Then consider that if you clean out the closets now, you won’t have to do this later. And I’ll bet that you find some Xmas presents left over from last year in that closet. Just setting the tone for the coming season, you know.

Cancer [6/22-7/22]: Lots of mental activity this week. It’s as if some one has published your mailing address, and they keep sending you little notes. And the notes all seem to be pretty much pointless, too. I would recommend that you line up a good fishing trip for this weekend. The weather in Texas is such that it’s a good a time to do get out on the lake, and everyone knows how much a Cancer likes the cool, calming influence of the water. Plastic glo worms work best this week for you.

Leo [7/23-8/23]: This is darn near the last of the mars influence on you. I would certainly consider a new paint job on the old bass boat to be a good thing this week. I would not consider dynamite as a good bait for this week, especially not on Monday or Tuesday. There is a potential for a relationship to “blow up” but just as fast as is ignites, the difference of opinion will fade, too, just be extra careful when you handle a potentially explosive topic.

Virgo [8/24-9/23]: There is only one, rather weak, but calming nonetheless, influence going on right now. The problem with being a Virgo, is the unique “fastidiousness” you bring to whatever it is that you are doing. Fortunately, I don’t have to warn you about certain romantic interludes which are nothing more than empty dreams, either. Rather late in the week, your persnickety attention to detail will actual yield some benefit as you see a situation in the true light of day rather than seeing it in an emotional fog. Live bait is too messy this weekend.

Libra [9/24-10/23]: This week wraps up the Sun in Libra section of our astrological year. So, for the remaining few Libras with a birthday, have a good one. Mercury also wraps up its stay in Libra, and cosmic game of celestial orb tag is over with for a little while. It is time to get ready, though, because there is a new and more beneficial influence on its way. I would just get the boat ready because there are many fish to harvest next week. This is a good time to get prepared.

Scorpio [10/24-11/23]: Happy birthday to all the early degree of Scorpios out there. This is the beginning of the month of Scorpio, and your most hallowed of holidays: Halloween. It’s right around the corner, the time when you get to be you’re scariest best. Since there is nothing untoward happening in Scorpio this week, I would just warn you a little bit about being too sharp tongued with your minions — give the help a break, and try to go easy on your fishing partner. After all, that person is lucky enough to be stuck with in a boat for hours on end, and they should definitely show appreciation for you this week.

Sagittarius [11/24-12/21]: The problem with most Archer types is that the idea of cleaning house, if one is to take the phrase literally, just doesn’t seem to apply. This week, though, would be a good time to allocate a certain amount of energy towards this formidable task. Rather than do it all at once, though, here’s a tip: clean out the garage and look into doing some preparation work on the old fishing boat. Then think about cleaning the bathroom. Then consider working on the desk that is full of last year’s tax stuff. Then go out and party. There, following my special schedule, you can get a lot of stuff out of the way this week.

Capricorn [12/22-1/20]: More than one Cappy has complained about my old song and dance regarding money and work. But every Cappy I know loves money, almost as much as they life itself. The good news is that the lucky star is still in your sign. The problems you encounter with this, though, is varied because you don’t always believe in luck. Most Cappys love hard work, and that old lucky star has left you a little impatient and jittery, like too much coffee. If you can concentrate, the world will bring you many rewards. The trick, though, is concentration. Moderate your coffee intake this week; you’ll feel better.

Aquarius [1/21-2/18]: There are two kinds of Aquarius folk this week: irritable and satisfied. The deal is this: either you got to work on a project (like you were supposed to) about a year ago, and everything works to your benefit this week. Or, you didn’t do what you were supposed to, way back when, and now everything is laying there in ruins. It’s your choice, whether you shoulder on through the morass and find some long-tern gain, or if you just kick back, forget all about it, and go fishing. I still think that the fishing idea is the best for Aquarius types, at least for this week. Gets you out of harm’s way.

Pisces [2/19-3/22]: For just once in your life, this is a good week to do just about anything that your little, Pisces heart desires. The sun lends you great strength and determination, and it allows you a chance to achieve something this week. The problem with a week like this, though, is that MOST people just wake up and feel, then roll over and go back to sleep. If that’s your decision, then you can rest assured you won’t get fired for being late to work. I would still urge you to take advantage of this “monster truck pull” energy — go out and run someone over (metaphorically speaking, of course).

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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